First, find an ordinary lizard out in the yard. Tickle his throat until he gets angry, then quickly attach him to your ear while his little mouth is open in frustration.
Next, pose for photos and think to yourself, "I am so cool. This is really fun. Mom will be so proud of me."
Finally, give into the pain of having a lizard hanging by his sharp little teeth from your delicate ear lobe. Scream madly and beg Daddy to put down the camera and pull the lizard from your ear. Yep, true redneck entertainment...
Finally, give into the pain of having a lizard hanging by his sharp little teeth from your delicate ear lobe. Scream madly and beg Daddy to put down the camera and pull the lizard from your ear. Yep, true redneck entertainment...
